Orderly at San Francisco Memorial Hospital
- "Oh, I used my cell phone in the hospital. Talk about your big no-nos. Hey, good luck with the little one."
- —Mike to the sisters.[src]
Mike was an orderly working at San Francisco Memorial Hospital. When moralities shifted and the world became too good, Mike had his hand cut off for using his cell phone in the hospital. However, since he and Piper were both affected by the new world, they believed it to be normal and laughed about it when Mike offered Piper a hand with her meal.
Mike appeared in a total of 1 episode over the course of the series.