How to Make a Quilt Out of Americans
From Charmed
How To Make A Quilt Out Of Americans is the 39th episode of Charmed.
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[edit] Episode Information
- Season 2
- Episode No. 17
- Teleplay By Javier Grillo-Marxuach and Robert Masello
- Story By Javier Grillo-Marxuach
- Directed By Kevin Inch
- Production No. 4399038
- Original Airdate April 6, 2000
[edit] Summary
When an old family friend, Aunt Gail, asks the Charmed Ones to help stop a demon named Cryto who steals the skin from corpses, Prue, Piper and Phoebe find that Gail has betrayed them and traded their powers for eternal youth and beauty. As the Charmed Ones plot to steal their powers back, Piper worries that she is missing out on her chance at true love and announces to her sisters that she no longer wants to be a witch.
[edit] Plot
In a darkened basement, three elderly witches summon the demon Cryto. He appears in a smoky portal. One, Gail, offers to make him whole in return for youth. Cryto, however, also wants powers, and huffily tells them not to summon him again. Just before he disappears, Gail offers him the powers to move things with his mind, stop time and see the future. Cryto is interested, and promises to make them young if they follow through. Gail assures the other two witches, Helen and Amanda, that she really can get these powers.
Prue asks Phoebe if she has seen the optometrist. Phoebe insists that she does not need glasses, but Prue then turns around the book that Phoebe is squinting at. Piper comes in and says she's going to P3 to break up with Dan; she is still very much in love with Leo and wants to make it work with him.
The doorbell rings, and Prue and Phoebe greet Gail. Phoebe produces an old picture of Gail and Grams together. They are not in fact sisters, but sorority sisters; they had just met the day that picture was taken. They had eventually become so close that the sisters consider her like an aunt. Gail has a nasty cough.
Aunt Gail notes that Grams's "bridge club" was in fact a coven. Phoebe pretends not to know about this, but Aunt Gail says she's a witch and she knows the sisters are the Charmed Ones.
Dan meets Piper at P3 before it opens and presents her with a small box. Piper freezes him and peeks, hoping it doesn't contain a ring; it contains only a pair of pearl earrings. Piper doesn't know what to say, and hesitantly talks to Dan. The phone rings and Prue says that Aunt Gail is in trouble. Dan and Piper agree to meet the next night and Piper leaves. The earrings are still on the bar.
Aunt Gail says she knows of a demon that is digging up graves and skinning the corpses. She tells them that she had found a "skinned demon" in the Book of Shadows that could grant youth. Aunt Gail and the sisters find Cryto, who grants youth in exchange for souls. Piper notices Phoebe squinting. The Book has a vanquishing spell. Aunt Gail urges the sisters to come to her home in Santa Costa. The sisters step out of the attic at Piper's whispered urging. Aunt Gail flips through the Book and finds the page with the spell "To Separate a Witch from her Powers". She carefully tears out the page and hides it in her purse.
Piper thinks there's something fishy about Aunt Gail's story and is frustrated about not having a life apart from witchcraft. When Aunt Gail comes down, the sisters agree to come to Santa Costa.
Aunt Gail has rejoined Helen and Amanda, the three surrounding a mannequin covered with patches of human skin. They summon Cryto, and the mannequin comes alive. Cryto demands the powers before he will grant youth.
The sisters reach a 50s-themed gas station in Santa Costa, late because Phoebe could not see a connector road on the map. Phoebe asks two elderly men for directions and writes them down. Phoebe drops an eyeglass case but denies owning them. The sisters proceed.
Aunt Gail, Helen and Amanda prepare a potion and spike a pitcher of iced tea with it. They serve the tea to the sisters. They talk for a while, and Piper notices something odd about the tea. Aunt Gail urges the sisters toward a furniture warehouse. Cryto had said they were to stay, but the sisters were suspicious and Aunt Gail won't allow a demon to harm them.
The sisters arrive at the warehouse and find nothing. Prue suspects a wild goose chase, as Aunt Gail had been all to eager to be rid of them. The three feel ill as Aunt Gail, Helen and Amanda chant the spell. Cryto now has the Charmed Ones' powers. Cryto makes Aunt Gail young. When Helen and Amanda ask to be made young again, Cryto responds by turning them to dust. It takes three witches to banish Cryto, and Cryto didn't want to chance Aunt Gail's coven turning on him. Cryto makes Aunt Gail lead him to others who want to be young again, or else he'll turn her to dust as well.
The sisters return to Aunt Gail's place. They notice a stink and find the basement door and find what's left of Helen and Amanda. A rat startles Piper and she can't freeze it. Prue can't use her power either. They discover the potion and Aunt Gail's medical bills; she had cancer.
At the gas station, the two men who had given Phoebe directions are now young and spry and jump into an antique convertible. They yell "hiya toots" at the sisters and Phoebe recognizes them.
Cryto makes his pitch to an acquaintance of Gail's, Frank. Cryto shows the young Gail to Frank and he agrees. Cryto makes Frank young, much to his delight. Cryto picks up the eyeglass case that Phoebe dropped, and Phoebe's premonition power kicks in: he sees the Charmed Ones vanquishing him. At that time, the sisters pull up and Cryto flings Gail aside. Gail takes cover with Phoebe and returns the page from the Book. Piper and Prue distract Cryto while Phoebe sneaks up behind him. Prue urges her back lest he freeze them. Cryto raises his hands and the sisters freeze. He turns around and Phoebe kicks him, yelling "Good witches don't freeze!" The sisters run away. Cryto flings Gail through a window, accuses her of betraying him, and then turns her to dust.
The sisters reach Aunt Gail's place. Piper no longer wants to be a witch. Prue and Phoebe try to change her mind. Piper wants to have a life, but her sisters tell her that they need her to banish Cryto.
In the basement, the sisters have prepared the potion from the page. When Cryto comes in, they take positions. Phoebe kicks him into the basement, and the others push a shelf rack onto him. The others yell to Phoebe to get the potion. She takes position and yells back that she found it. The others start chanting, and Cryto astral projects. Phoebe attacks astral-Cryto from behind as the others pour the potion into the unconscious body. Phoebe then joins her sisters as astral-Cryto disappears. They recite the spell and recover their powers. Piper freezes Cryto, and with another spell, the sisters banish Cryto once more.
Those made young by Cryto are now restored to their natural age.
Piper goes off to see Dan. Phoebe puts on her new glasses and admits she had in fact been to the optometrist. At P3, Dan realizes that Piper is breaking up with him.
[edit] Guest Stars
[edit] Co-Stars
- Julia Lee as Young Gail
- John Gowans as Mr. York
- Bill Wiley as Caddie Guy #1
- Charles C. Stevenson as Caddie Guy #2
[edit] Featured Music
- "17 Again" by Eurythmics
- "Valerian" by Catatonia
[edit] Notes
- Darryl and Leo do not appear in this episode.
- The title of the episode is a reference to the movie How To Make An American Quilt (1995).
- Phoebe first wears glasses in this episode.
- It is stated Aunt Gail was part of Grams' coven, yet she wasn't mentioned in the Season 6 episode Witchstock.
- Piper decides she doesn't want to be a witch anymore until Prue and Phoebe change her mind. This happens again in the Season 4 episodes Brain Drain and Witch Way Now? But in these are Phoebe and Paige who change her mind.
- Piper breaks up with Dan in order to have a relationship with Leo in this episode.
- Phoebe doesn’t use her power. But Cryto does.
- Prue tries to use her telekinesis but it doesn’t work.
- Prue doesn’t use her Astral Projection power. But Cryto does.
- When Aunt Gail is flipping through the book while Prue, Phoebe, and Piper are talking about their suspicions of Aunt Gail, the "Hand of Fetima" spell can be seen briefly. It was last seen in a Season 1 Episode.
[edit] Quotes
- Piper: Hi. You're um, you're late.
- Dan: Sorry, a little jet lag.
- (He leans over the bar and kisses Piper on the cheek. He then puts a small box on the bar.)
- Piper: Uhh...
- Dan: I was walking by a store window on Fifth Avenue and I couldn't resist.
- Piper: Oh, no. (Piper freezes him. She opens the box.) Please don't be a ring. (In it is a pair of earrings.) Okay. (She closes the box and unfreezes him.)
- Dan: I hope you like them.
- (She opens the box.)
- Piper: They're beautiful. Thank you.
- Prue: Phoebe, there is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing glasses. I mean, I wear them.
- Phoebe: I know, but you're older. (Piper laughs.) Well you are.
- Prue: Right, well, you know, I really hope that demon of vanity is after you because your soul would be toast.
- Phoebe: I'm just gonna ignore that comment and go ask for directions.
- Prue: Okay.
- Phoebe: Well, they were definitely making a potion. Hemlock root.
- Piper: No wonder the tea tasted funny. How did we let her do this to us?
- Prue: Because we trusted her.
- Phoebe: Yeah, well, she just got crossed off my Christmas list.
- Piper: Aunt Gail was grams' best friend. She used to bake us cookies.
- Phoebe: And now she's spiking our tea.
- Piper: I still don't understand how we're gonna get him to drink this without having any powers.
- Prue: We have to get him to use one of the powers he doesn't know how to use yet.
- Piper: Astral projection?
- Prue: Exactly. If we can distract him long enough to be in two places at the same time...
- Phoebe: We might be able to trick him into thinking that I'm still looking for the potion.
- Piper: Alright, I'm only doing this for you guys and if I get killed, I'm gonna haunt the both of you forever.
- Prue: Yeah, yeah. Got the spell?
- Phoebe: Yes. I got it.
[edit] External links
- Charmed DVD Information about the Charmed DVD sets.
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