Caddie Guy
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"Hiya, toots."
—The guys hitting on the sisters.[src]

The Caddie Guys are two elderly men who were magically rejuvenated by Cryto in exchange for their souls.



The caddie guys as young men.

While driving out to see Gail Altman, the sisters got lost and Phoebe asked two eldery men for directions. After Gail and her friends Amanda and Helen summoned Cryto, he rejuvenated Gail and killed the others. Cryto then took the young Gail into town, where he offered youth to several other people. The two men accepted the deal and were turned into young men again. When the sisters went after Cryto and Gail, the men hit on the sisters and they recognized them as the old men from before. Following Cryto's banishment, the two men reverted to their original age.


The Caddie Guys appeared in a total of 1 episode over the course of the series.

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